Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Yeah 
b-a-a-a
Yeah, whoa, 
No, noo,

Now I can see it girl, 
You ain't gotta say nothing
Your lips are callin me,
Like they wanna do something, 

I feel the chemistry,
With everything we make,
A little kiss is a definite possibility,
Seen you a couple times,
Had a couple conversations,
Since you’ve been on my mind,
Made a couple observations,

Like you’re a fly chick,
You could be my chick,
Play by the rules and 
You could get what I get,

Just keep it quiet,
Keep it on the hush 
(Yeah, yeah)
And what we do keep it just between us,
(Yeah, yeah)

I don't want to see tweet about ba'a,
Cause the only people that you know,
Is you and me so,

Baby, I know that you’re cool 
With rockin with me,
But I can't have you tellin everybody
You got me all twisted with your lips
Like this,

So tell me, tell me,
Are you gonna kiss, kiss and tell, 
Tell me are you gonna kiss, kiss and tell
Tell me are you gonna kiss me
Then tell everybody,
That you got me twisted 
With your lips girl,
Are you gonna kiss and tell,

Its called a date short,
No one has to do with it,
Just you and me girl, 
Tell em' we’re doin it,

Don't need that TMZ,
All in our privacy,
Use em' lips for kissin girl,
If you wanna ride with me,

And if you wanna tell somebody,
Then we can call the whole thing off,
(No Problem)

You can go your way,
And I'll go mine,
But I rather spend a little time with you,
Yeah,

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Miss Ann seorang cikgu perempuan yang mengajar Bahasa Inggeris untuk tahun
1. Dia bagi assignment kat murid-murid suruh cari 3 ayat Inggeris dan kemukakan
pada hari Isnin nanti.

Ketika dalam perjalan pulang, Amin salah seorang anak murid cikgu itu
ternampak sepasang suami isteri keluar dari kereta dan sedang menjerit pada
satu sama lain. Dia terdengar lelaki tu menjerit "Shut up you !!". Apabila
sampai di rumah dia bertanya kepada bapanya, "shut up you" tu Bahasa Inggeris
ke? Bapa dia jawab, iye. Dapat dah satu perkataan, kata Amin di dalam hati.

Lepas mandi dan makan, dia tengok tv cerita Superman. Masa superman
nak terbang dia kata "Superman !!!" dia tanya bapa dia lagi, Superman tu
Bahasa Inggeris dan bapa dia kata yes. Dua perkataan dah, kata budak itu.

Lepas tengok tv, dia ke perpustakaan, dia ternampak ada seorang lelaki
dan seorang perempuan sedang bertengkar berebut buku. Perempuan itu kata
"Ladies first" balik rumah dia tanya lagi dan bapa dia kata itu pun Bahasa
Inggeris. Ah, lega nya kata budak itu.


Hari Isnin dia ke sekolah, cikgu tanya dia tentang perkataan baru.


Cikgu: OK boy, did you get the words?

Budak: Yes, teacher.

Cikgu: Good, what is your first word?

Budak: Shut up you !!!

Cikgu: What did you say? Are you mad? Who do you think you are?

Budak: Superman !!!

Cikgu: Bloody fool! Get out from this class

Budak: Ladies First  


CERITA KEDUA


ni bahana tak faham bahasa inggeris la ni...ceritanya mcm ni
ada sorang budak darjah empat ..dia bawak balik borang biasiswa..tapi borang tu tulis dlm bahasa inggeris pulak..sampai je kat rumah dia pun panggil bapak dia yg dah tua tu ..umur pun dah dekat 60 thn dah....
anak:  pak ni cikgu bagi borang biasiswa ni suruh isi
bapak:  tulis lah nak ...........
anakya pun tulislah nama,alamat ,no kad pengenalan dan yg lain2.tapi yg si bapak ni jadi muskil ada satu bahagian tu ..iaitu SEKS
...sibapak ni pulak tak paham kan masksudnya jantina....tiba2 je dia jadi marah....matttt takkan itu pun cikgu nak tauuu...si anak ni cakapp...betul pak cikgu kata kena isi semua baru boleh dapat biasiswa nii...isssshhh betul ke ni matt.. takkan itu pun nak tau jugaaaa...betul pakkk.. cepatlah bagi tauu...setelah berfikir panjang bapak nya pun kata..... KAU TULISLAH TIGA KALI SEMINGGU...
hahahahaaaa..........lain kali belajar bahasa inggeris dgn betul

 HYE KWN2 ...

seorang tukang kebun yang tidak tahu berbahasa inggris telah digigit tebuan.dia masuk ke bilik bilik tuan nye utk mencari ubat
          TUAN : my god! what do you want
          PEKERJA : saya di gigit tebuan, tuan.
          TUAN : what did you say?
          PEKERJA : bukan masuk pasir, digigit tebuan.
          TUAN : go, go, and get out from here!
          PEKERJA : bukan tarian a go go, tuan , saya digigit tebuan tuan.
          TUAN : shut up
           PEKERJA : bukan sedap, tuan, sakit!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

One less lonely girl

There's gonna be one less lonely girl
(One less lonely girl)
One less lonely girl
(One less lonely girl)

There's gonna be one less lonely girl
(One less lonely girl)
One less lonely girl

How many I told yous and start overs and shoulders
Have you cried on before?
How many promises, be honest girl
How many tears you let hit the floor?

How many bags you packed, just to take him back
Tell me that how many either ors
But no more if you let me inside of your inside your world
There'll be one less lonely girl

Saw so many pretty faces before I saw you, you
Now all I see is you
I'm coming for you
(I'm coming for you)

Don't need these other pretty faces like I need you
And when you're mine in the world
There's gonna be one less lonely girl

I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
There's gonna be one less lonely girl

I'm coming for you, I'm gonna put you first
I'm coming for you, I'll show you what you're worth
That's what I'm gonna do, if you let me inside of your world
There's gonna be one less lonely girl

Christmas wasn't merry, 14th of February
Not one of 'em spent with you
How many dinner dates, set dinner plates
And he didn't even touch his food?

How many torn photographs I saw you taping back
Tell me that you couldn't see an open door
But no more, if you let me inside your world
There'll be one less lonely girl

Saw so many pretty faces before I saw you, you
Now all I see is you
I'm coming for you, I'm coming for you

Don't need these other pretty faces like I need you
[ From : http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/justin-bieber-lyrics/one-less-lonely-girl-lyrics.html ]
And when you're mine in this world
There's gonna be one less lonely girl

I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
There's gonna be one less lonely girl

I'm coming for you, I'm gonna put you first
I'm coming for you, I'll show you what you're worth
That's what I'm gonna do, if you let me inside your world
There's gonna be one less lonely girl

I can fix up your broken heart
I can give you a brand new start
I can make you believe, yeah
I just wanna set one girl free to fall, free to fall
She's free to fall, fall in love with me

Her heart's locked, and know what, I got the key
I'll take her and leave the world with one less lonely

There's gonna be one less lonely girl
One less lonely girl
One less lonely girl
One less lonely girl

There's gonna be one less lonely girl
One less lonely girl
One less lonely girl

I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
There's gonna be one less lonely girl

I'm coming for you, I'm gonna put you first
I'm coming for you, I'll show you what you're worth
That's what I'm gonna do, if you let me inside your world
There's gonna be one less lonely girl

I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
I'm coming for you, one less lonely girl
There's gonna be one less lonely girl

I'm coming for you, I'm gonna put you first
I'm coming for you, I'll show you what you're worth
That's what I'm gonna do, if you let me inside your world
There's gonna be one less lonely girl